From the anon who brought you "FML - a novel" (http://anonrising.dreamwidth.org/12452.html?thread=49162404#cmt49162404) and "What the Actual Fuck? - a sequal" (http://anonrising.dreamwidth.org/12452.html?thread=49262244#cmt49262244)
I no longer need advice. This is just the final chapter in what was a true nightmare.
I finally got that jackass out of my house. I can finally breathe again without being disgusted by even the air. Immediately after I woke this morning, I went straight to cleaning the area he so cruelly violated. It was the living room, where I usually spend my mornings but haven't been able to since he came.
But now he's gone. But this wasn't he end of the terror. Warning, what I"m about to tell you is pretty damn gross.
This 18-year-old young man did something I never thought I'd see. Something so violating I cannot even fathom. I thought I was seeing red sauce stains on the couch, which was bad enough--but no. You know what that fucking shit was? It was /bloody/. /fucking/. /boogers/.
BLOODY. DRIED. BITS. OF. NASTY. NOSE. BOOGERS.
Getting through that was worse than all the days combined. But I won the war. I fucking won it.
Re: Off Topic Thread - What do I do? FINALE
(Anonymous) 2016-07-23 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)I no longer need advice. This is just the final chapter in what was a true nightmare.
I finally got that jackass out of my house. I can finally breathe again without being disgusted by even the air. Immediately after I woke this morning, I went straight to cleaning the area he so cruelly violated. It was the living room, where I usually spend my mornings but haven't been able to since he came.
But now he's gone. But this wasn't he end of the terror. Warning, what I"m about to tell you is pretty damn gross.
This 18-year-old young man did something I never thought I'd see. Something so violating I cannot even fathom. I thought I was seeing red sauce stains on the couch, which was bad enough--but no. You know what that fucking shit was? It was /bloody/. /fucking/. /boogers/.
BLOODY. DRIED. BITS. OF. NASTY. NOSE. BOOGERS.
Getting through that was worse than all the days combined. But I won the war. I fucking won it.