me: gosh i'm so lonely and want to make friends
me, a dumb bitch: but why do i bother when no one wants to stay my friend? they'll get to know me and then start to hate me because i'm a terrible person.
me, making a friend: wow!!!! friendship sure is great!!!!
me, saying something that makes me look desperate and/or clingy to said friend: shit i done fucked up i can never talk to them again
me, an anxious dumb bitch who is apparently determined to ruin friendships: they wouldn't want to talk to me again anyway and i can't blame them. time to distance myself until they forget about me!
me, a dumb bitch that hasn't learned anything: gosh i'm so lonely-