(Anonymous) 2018-02-18 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m sorry you have to use a watered down version and simplified version of an obviously fake apology to prove your point.

(See how that isn’t an apology?)

(Anonymous) 2018-02-18 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, now both of you shake hands resentfully, stare at the ground, and mutter 'sorry' under your breath so you can go back to the playground instead of sitting in time out.

(Anonymous) 2018-02-18 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
But Mom/Dad/Parent they *started* it

(In all seriousness though thank you for pointing out how petty this is getting I appreciate it)